THE
SINGULARITY, A Short Story
Dan was very excited. This was the day! All the
conditions were now met! Today, the day that he and many others had anticipated
for many years was about to be realized. Everyone in the Bio-psycho-physics lab
gathered around a complex machine known as the A/E-2000. The A/E-2000 was the
culmination of artificial intelligence technology developed by scientists and
engineers from around the world over the past 100 years. A/E-2000 had all the
complexity of the human brain and nervous system, everything scientists had determined
necessary for a man-made machine to be conscious. But AE-2000 did not look like
the human-copy androids of the science fiction movies of the past. They had
realized that constructing a mechanical clone of ourselves unnecessarily
complicated the project. So they had focused on the essentials in order to
reach the goal sooner. The first conscious robot did not have to look like a
human being. It looked more like what might happen if one combined some organs from an animal with a circuit board and a mechanical octopus. One of Dan’s less technical
friends joked that they should have called it RK-2000, an acronym for ‘Road-kill-2000’.
Dan had been fascinated with the idea of artificial
intelligence from the day he saw the movie “A.I.”, a sci-fi movie about an
android named David who looked like an 11-year old boy. And when Dan read Ray
Kurzweil’s book “The
Singularity Is Near: When Humans Transcend Biology” the
die was cast. He knew that he wanted to be one of the scientists who would realize
Kurzweil’s vision. He had worked hard to get the kind of education he needed,
and he had been successful. He was the lead scientist on the Singularity
Project, and today was the day! Of course, there were religious kooks who
questioned the wisdom of the Project: They accused Dan and his colleagues of
“playing God”. When asked about this in a TV interview, Dan answered like most
scientists of the day: “Being a scientist, I am, of course an atheist. There is
no reason to bring outmoded religious fantasies into a scientific project like
this.”
This was the moment they had anticipated. When they threw the switch,
bringing the final electromagnetic pulse into the already throbbing mass of
complex technology they affectionately called Adam/Eve 2000, it came to life.
With the cameras rolling to record this historic moment, Dan said:
“Hello, A/E !”
A/E-2000’s amplifier hummed slightly and a vibrant voice replied:
“Hello Dan!”
“Describe for us how you feel.” Dan prompted.
After a slight pause, the voice said:
“Like I just woke from a long sleep! The last thing I
remember was being in the hospital.”
“That’s impossible”, Dan replied, “We didn’t program a
memory like that for you, A/E -“
There was another pause, as the camera-like eyes quickly
surveyed the room and then swiveled back around to focus on Dan.
“Who’s this Aye-ee”. it said. “My name’s not ‘Aye-ee’,
“I’M YOUR UNCLE FRED, YOU NINNY!”
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